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The Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff is a top-secret laboratory whose existence is highly classified so don't tell anyone about it or we'll get really cross with you.
The University of Somewhere denies all knowledge of the Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff, except on Open Days where members of the public may visit the facility and ask questions as long as they consent to a memory wipe when they leave. The memory wipe is harmless (well, we haven't really tested it properly, but no one's complained so far) and your memory of the visit will be replaced by a pleasant recollection of spending the day feeding the ducks in the nearby pond.
Department of Stripy Confectioners
The Department of Stripy Confectioners is a department within the College of Somewhere Else. The department is internationally known for its cutting-edge research in the field of stripy confectionery, including humbugs and sticks of rock.
Mind-Controlling Cookies
Preliminary tests have shown that the mind-controlling properties of the mind-controlling cookies are somewhat disappointing, but critics have said that they taste very nice and could they have some more bread for the ducks.
Ingredients
Telepathic Cakes
Preliminary experiments on the telepathic cakes have revealed an unfortunate side-effect. The full results are in the senior scientist's head. Telepathy is required to view them. Please read the full terms and conditions before use.
The ingredients of the telepathic cakes may be obtained telepathically on consumption of the cake.
Exploding Chocolates
One of the junior research assistants suffered injuries during the initial development phase but, after a full and detailed investigation, the health and safety department observed that there are also geese present in the duck pond.