Information About Us

  1. This website is run by the Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff (“We”, “Our”). We operate from the University of Somewhere.

Our Products

  1. All Products shown on our site are subject to availability.
  2. You may only purchase our products if you are at least 18 years old.

Refunds

  1. You are entitled to a refund unless:
    1. you have eaten the mind-controlling cookies;
    2. you have thrown the exploding chocolates;
    3. you have used the ray gun as:
      1. a table chock;
      2. a weapon unless:
        1. you have a ray gun permit;
        2. you are an extraterrestrial.

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